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The Day’s Bounty

In me on November 11, 2004 at 12:47 pm

1. Great merriment at the expense of the Liberal Party of Australia.

2. Some leftover soup my housemate thought might be off, so she gave it to me. It wasn’t! Bonus!

3. An undertaking from the “slutty, sweary ladybird” of the Left to ply me with grog and vittles.

4. A shiny new 20 cent piece, thrown at me from a passing school bus.

5. A copy of Jonathan Franzen’s The Corrections from my local library so that I can seem cultured up when vittling fitswith.

6. A single sheet of toilet paper, sandwiched between pages 72 and 73 of The Corrections! Bonus!

7. Warm weather, and the many fine, bare-shouldered women that it brings.

8. A feeling that all can be good with the world.

9. Deep, untroubled sleep.