SF Lyons

Dear Mrs Bishop,

In politics on March 21, 2010 at 10:00 am

I understand that you’re upset about the free ride Julia Gillard is getting from the media. The assertion is debatable, of course, but I agree it’s important that we do finally get beneath the skin of the matter and take a cold, hard, objective look at the facts. Here is my analysis of how deserving you are of equal regard by the gentlefolk of the press:

You:


“Keep your burqas off our beehives, terrorists!”

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Julia Gillard:


“And all the little munchkins shall be free!!”

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You:


“The important thing is that they have been removed from a facility which, quite frankly, was unacceptable for them to continue in.”

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Julia Gillard:


“Why, hello little robin! Your breast is as red as my heart!”

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You:


“Are you now or have you ever been a friend of Bob Ellis?!”

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Rosa Luxembourg Julia Gillard:


“Bourgeois class domination is undoubtedly an historical necessity, but, so too, the rising of the working class against it. Capital is an historical necessity, but, so too, its grave digger, the socialist proletariat.”

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So, there it is. Julia is lovely and nice, and you’re still The Scariest Clown in the World.

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