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Royal Telephone

In pretends on April 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Pinellas Park, Florida – March 31, 2005.


*ring ring*

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*ring ring*

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Save Terri Schiavvo Campaigner
Governer’s Office Public Relations Department, Save Schiavo Campaign, Veronica speaking. How may I help you?

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Oh, hello. My name is Sister Impatia Respirio. I’m calling from the Vatican on behalf of His Holiness, Pope John Paul II. I’m attempting to get in touch with a Mrs Terri Schiavo. Are you Mrs Schiavo’s carer?

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Save Terri Schiavvo Campaigner
Carer?…oh, yeah, carer, sure…How may I help you?

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Well, His Holiness would like very much to speak personally with Mrs Schiavo about her situation, and the attempt by her husband to end her life…If that would be at all possible.

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Save Terri Schiavvo Campaigner
Yeah, sure. I’ll put her on.

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Thank you very much…(waiting)…hmmm, hmmm, hmm…but in my room/wish you were dead/you bang liRead the rest of this entry »